You guys, I take back every single bad thing I have ever said about the Midwest. It’s awesome and the people of Ohio are amazing. Especially state troopers. Continue reading “Midwesterners are so Polite – even State Troopers”
A Mandatory Recap (Jordan Guest Blog No. 1)
Fernando has been riding my ass to produce some content (Picture J. Jonah Jameson minus the cigar) so let me recap the trip thus far:
-We’ve spent close to 24 hours total in a vehicle with one another and have yet to say anything we can’t take back. I’m as stunned as you are. Continue reading “A Mandatory Recap (Jordan Guest Blog No. 1)”
Plains, Trump Trains and Automobiles
Good morning! It’s 7:49 a.m. in beautiful, sunny St. Louis Missouri. Let’s just take a look outside…

Moon over Parma
Apparently, I can’t sleep on airplanes, no matter how hard I try. I shut my eyes for about an hour before awakening to light streaming in through the airplane windows. And once the sun is up, my heart starts pumping a little faster and the adrenaline kicks in. Also, there were babies on the plane. Guess how a red-eye flight goes with babies? AWESOME. Continue reading “Moon over Parma”
Way Too Many Words: An Introduction to my Blog
The last thing the internet needs is another blowhard spitting hot takes. And yet – here I am! Why? Why am I writing a blog in 2017?
Continue reading “Way Too Many Words: An Introduction to my Blog”
